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News Archives - January 2004
January 13 2004
: Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace
What a troubled world we must live in when things like this happen. Britney gets married, and it's not to me...?!?
Thankfully she's seen a fault in her methods and ditched the other poor dude already but man, she almost had me worried there for a second... For the uninitiated, let's take a stroll down memory lane and follow the high/lowlights of Britney's troubled love life:
August 29 2003
January 3 2004
My thoughts on the whole dealie have already been so delicately described by someone else (damn it), so I'll just paraphrase a little:
"Childhood friend" to me means that this guy was Britney's long-time platonic male friend; the guy who isn't gay but might as well be. Ever since childhood, he's been there for her, supporting her as a friend, hoping that eventually she would ditch all her superstar/supermodel boyfriends that treat her like trash and finally realise that she was really in love with him. It's like what happens in those stupid "Sexy Campus Jock continually disses Ugly Nerdy Girl but eventually discovers she's really Super Hottie Woman™" movies...
Anyway, back to the story-
Then for him to wake up with her next morning, he must've been the happiest guy in the world... That is, until she wakes up alongside him, opens her eyes, sees him and shrieks "Annulment!". Damn, that's one unlucky bastard...
I wouldn't give his troubles to a monkey on the rock, yet there's some strange feeling I have that I have been put in a somewhat similar situation before... Nah, that's just silly.
Comments, insults, and restraining order application forms can all be found at forum.pantsnetwork.com for those of you who haven't left yet... :)
(Yes, I realise that she didn't marry the Jason Alexander who played George Costanza on Seinfeld, but how else can I make this link relevant to anything here...?)
January 13 2004
: A Monster In My
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